Thursday, September 15, 2011

Rocky Horror Poker Shoot in Holly Springs

Wherein I combine two unrelated events into partially plausible fiction.

Breaking news way over in Carrollton as the HPWIC (Head Politician Whats in Charge) there has cancelled an upcoming production of the stage version of the Rocky Picture Show at the local community theater to prevent any cross dressing by local denizens or citizens. Or references to cannibalism that might lead to further trouble because the economy just ain't gettin' no better. Meatloaf anyone?

Nonplussed, the cast and crew have decided to move the performance to the parking lot of Hi Caliber Firearms in Holly Springs on the 29th of September. It's the same date that Ga Rep Sean Jurgenson and 37 of his closest friends will be conducting a Poker Shoot fundraising event to help Rep. Jurgenson stave off any democrat challenge should a democrat actually be found in District 22. 

A similar event was held last year at the same facility and I wrote about it here at Bludgeon & Skewer but was unable to raise the $50.00 entry fee to compete for the fabulous prize rifle the top shooter was to win. I must note that this years guest list includes a hell of a lot of influential people, companies and others but no mention of a prize. I think that's chintzy. 

The entry "fee" has also jumped from $50 bucks to a cool $1000, but don't worry it's only fiat currency.

So I urge the readership to attend said event, watch the match and catch the show in the parking lot. A good time could be had by all!

Sean Jergusons' Annual Poker Shoot Tournament
Please Join   

Speaker David Ralston
Speaker ProTem Jan Jones

Senate Majority Leader Chip Rogers

Chairman Mark Hamilton
Chairman Calvin Hill
Chairman Jack Murphy
Representative Charlice Byrd
Mayor Tim Downing
The Honorable Kevin Levitas
Mr. and Mrs. Danny Dukes
Mr. and Mrs. Rich Garfalo
Mr. and Mrs. Joe Long
 Mr. and Mrs. Steve Shakar
Mr. and Mrs. Bill Dewrell
Connect South
Eagle Rock Distributors
Beretta Firearms, USA
The Hudson Group
True North Public Affairs
Fiveash Stanley
Piedmont Public Affairs
Chattanooga Shooting Supply
 Georgia Association of Realtors PAC 
 Pied Piper Exterminators - Steve Sandridge
Georgia Health Care Association
Georgia Link Public Affairs Group
William Woodall
Will Wingate
Terry Hobbs
John Guest
Bill Fallin
Don Cargill
Conditioned Air Association of Georgia
Georgia Food Industry Association
Grassroots Conservatives of Cherokee County

for a
Poker Shoot 


Rep. Sean Jerguson

Thursday, September 29, 2011
Time: 4:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. 

HiCaliber Firearms
 3800 Holly Springs Pkwy,
Holly Springs, GA 30115

Top Gun:       $1000.00 (10 rounds)
Marksman:     $500.00    (5 rounds)
Gun-Slinger:  $250.00    (3 rounds)
Shooter:           $50.00      (1 round)

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