Both our republican and democrat brothers and sisters will have armored buses at their disposal in the post primary season to protect them whilst on the campaign trail. A sage move as there is much to fear from the general population here in the good ol' US of A, and high value targets like presidential candidates require the utmost the republic can give. It's not like the democrats or republicans are spending their own money to protect their respective offerings for the highest post in the land for the next four years. They're using our money. So it's free!
As a rogue Libertarian, it chagrins me that once again my minuscule party has been snubbed and that no secret service provided armored bus will be available to transport our candidate on the highways and byways of our tottering republic. As a remedy, I suggest that each Libertarian state party acquire their very own Libertarian Presidential Bus for next years festivities and am pleased to offer the following examples:
Chopped, slammed and chicks dig blowers.
Spacious enough for the Libertarian Candidate and entire staff.
Heinlein loves it!