Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Craigslist Newsbreak! The Flyest of the Freshcorts


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The Flyest of the Freshcorts (Halfway down the qtr mile)


Date: 2011-03-22, 12:34PM EDT
Reply to: sale-9xgsh-2279802558@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


1993 Ford Freshcort GTLXHYBRIDFLEXFUELDRIVE++++

Are you ready to look so fly and so fresh in the ride of your dreams? Then look no further for you have come across the baddest car in the nation.
exterior Features include:
Larger grille for more efficiant cooling during those mad sprints to 55 mph, Diamond-plate hood scoop for agressive appearance and huge increase in performance, Custom cold air intake, Custom high end exhaust by Folgers, its the best part of waking up, Custom paint to really intimidate your opponants, about 300hp worth of custom stickers have been applied, Stretigically placed rust holes for aerodynamics and weight reduction, Custom Spoiler by USPS and DUCK brand from high speed runs and increased gas mileage, Rear brake delete because Race cars dont need rear brakes, Custom oxidized headlights and third cyclops light behind the grille to really make the girls go wild!
interior features:
Custom racing seat covers jacked from a pontiac vibe, Custom painted Center counsel, clutch squeek to let you and your passengers know when your bangin' gears, Custom Air freshener chandaleir for a touch of class, dash mounted rearview mirror to really not see those people behind you, No headliner for weight reduction.
Call or Text One 51Seven 7fourfive 360one Dont let destiny pass you by. FRESHCORT LOVE!

  • Location: Halfway down the qtr mile
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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